SH1

So to the bloke driving along SH1 who thinks he is Jamie Whincup we say NO! No, sorry mate you are not a clever, highly skilled and trained V8 supercar driver, in fact you are a prat.

Lets consider the evidence, firstly you are not in a V8 of any kind but a Honda Accord, the fact that you where breaking the speed limit is stupid, then to start undertaking cars then overtaking then undertaking then overtaking, is by any stretch of the imagination even dumber. The only good news out of this appalling driving is that by the time he crashes he will be far away from me; hopefully there will not be any collateral damage, but usually its crazy drivers like this that create the mayhem and get away scot free.

As you approach the harbour bridge along SH1 the police usually park on the hard shoulder, no different yesterday, only he was to busy pulling the fluff out of his belly button to realise what was going on, maybe having your pursuit car facing traffic as opposed the CBD might help…Doh!